sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired
it takes all of my energy to read a post thats more than 2 sentences
i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.
HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
Imagine if Sirius could have raised Harry and when he sent a howler to him in his second year for driving the car to school.
"I’M NOT EVEN MAD, I’M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. MERLIN’S BLOODY BALLS I’M PROUD."
And Remus in the background “SIRIUS NO.”
no this makes me sad because i really want this
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other
this would’ve been great.
LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN
Fire Nation Queen Elsa
the coals never bothered me anyway
you realize if this went along the same way as the movie did she would basically have burned Anna alive
AND THEN ANNA WOULD RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PHOENIX
would Kristoff be a collier rather than an ice harvester?And Olaf would have been a fire demon thingy like Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle.
Regardless, Hans would still have been a dick.
omg oLAF IS CALCIFER THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
This is literally going to be most of our generation in 15 years.