how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post
bless u spideybutt
MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER
The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.
bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture
now this is what fun looks like
I’m going to get married on a Wednesday so I can be like ‘I got Wed on a Wed’
That’s fucking rad
Did you just compliment yourself?
This is a private conversation could you please give us some privacy