me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house
  • naking:

    mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

    jadethemerman:

People reblog this as a joke but this is so inspiring
    "I would ruin myself to fix you."
    (via rlyhigh)
    "I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
    THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)

    j5h:

    euo:

    When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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  • me @ me : chill
  • kindofalone:

    everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

    typewriterpaper:

missing you comes in waves
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